If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
30 Day Movie Challenge - Day 9: A Movie That You Know P
racticallyThe Whole Script Of
"FRIENDS! RODENTS! QUADRUPEDS!
LEND ME YOUR REARS!”
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls also takes the cake for favourite comedy, but I think it fits even better into this category, so I had to save it.
"Guano bowls, collect the whole set"
More fan art in the form of everyone’s favorite meat mangler - Cannibal Fuckface!
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad